Crunch time

This week is going to be synonymous with hell.

School is almost over, :D, but with it comes the last month of school. Tests on things you never learnt, summative projects coming from everywhere (Maestro and me have to work on ours), and old teachers grinding each other. But the last one only happens in my fantasies.

And the month of June also brings other things. Gingers sucking more souls than ever, dont forget that they will be locked up again for the summer, brown people looking for the best winter bargains and the worst of all. My only monténegro that i could actually call the n word is leaving. Guess why? He's had enough of the women and is going to an all boys school for the scenery. Stupid black kids.

Thats it for now, Im really busy and a brown man is eating a cookie beside me. That means playtime.
:D

The first how to survive a ginger encounter

Scenario 1: There is a ginger on your airplane threatening to take off her hat and reveal her hair.

First of all, make sure everyone stay calm in a ginger hijacking. They are extremely rare and hard to escape with your soul. During such large conferences, like a flight, gingers and multi feed on souls and can suck up to 8 souls at a time.

Step 1, gather your resources. Teddy Bears, dolls, anything cute and things gingers abosulely crave. Send signals to other passengers to gather their things to and start an attack.

Step 2, Since the ginger is sucking souls and obviously distracted, go to the washroom. Nothing big just take a dump. Know that it may be your last dump so enjoy it. You better.

Step 3, Attack. With your armies attack the gingers and try to keep the ginger from the soul banquet. Pummel her with good thoughts, they hate those. When she is vulnerable take the final stand.

Step 4, sacrifice. To get rid of a ginger off the plane, you must make a human sacrifice. Children work best because they leak emotions. Open a window and throw the hair and clothes of a child off. The gingers will jump after the bundle and leave the plane alien free.

Humans, survive.

The impact of gingers on normal beings

I have something very unfortuneate to say.
My friend has been taken over by a ginger specimen. He has a ginger fetish and cannot turn back even if he wanted to. But we have another problem, humans and gingers can team up and gingers can give soul sucking powers (although there not as powerful). Humans will never know what happened. Spread the word or humankind is at stake. Amen.

Gingers, the souless

Theres this unnamed ginger in my school who indefinitely suffers from gingervitus. Unfortuneatly, she doesnt have a soul and thus sucks other peoples soul for fun and to get emotions. Gingers dont have emotions. The trick is not to look them in the eye, or you can feel your chest imploding and a fragment of your soul is now hers.

Some gingers dont know they have souls and some know that they have them but the fact is that the poor creatures are socially insecure and are nervous. Next time you pass one of the vile specimens please be kind to it, and if youre strong enough befriend it. Dont worry its not contagious.

Gingers can be born from normal parents with souls. Hopefully one day, gingers will find a cure.

No im joking, gingers have souls and there nice people. And I think they have emotions. Just make sure they dont bite you.
Bum bum bum

Post numero II

Hiya there. Oh well, empty space is as fun to talk to as fat people. No offense I Love fat people. As much as i love my random conversations with my half black friend whom i ride the bus with. We discuss the rats of our economy, curfews, and I make fun of his fake blackishness. No offense to my honikka lighting, dreadel playing friends, but most of our humourous jokes start with you. Which lead to the holocaust. Which is worse then finding a worm in your sandwhich. And as much as I hated the whole mansluaghter of humans, I find it amazing that Hitler could hold their attention for so long. Someone is hunting me down right now, fer sure.

Please if you love your sanity do not follow me, because i dont double check what i write. Now im off to play some floor hockey. Toodles

My first blog

Hi, this is my first blog. And this isnt about a depressed kid that grunts like that chinese guy.. it was quite funny. Its just about the things that go on around me. Post number uno:
And just so you know, I wont use names to embarrass the people I call friends, like the girl sitting beside me in french, one of the reasons my teacher doesnt like me. I talk to much. And dont make sense in the francais.

My first post is about french class. Its like hell in a nutshell. A portable actually. The teacher doesnt find my antics very funny, sometimes she does, or the fact I'm not proficient in french. Also, I get to do extra work because I 'interupt' her. Charming. So one day we got this permission form to go to a trip and one line says 'This trip will be very gastronomically pleasurable'. Like what the heck does the 6th word of that line mean. So I put up my hand and respond with 'Out of a scale of 1 to 10, how gastronomical will our experience be?'. While all the kids laugh she gives me a stare which usually go to crazy people. Just so you dont die of curiousity, it means food. Food? Yes, food.

Have a nice day